so, i may have mentioned this before, but, i may have A.D.D tendencies. i may have them so bad, that my next post was goin' to be titled: jobs beth couldn't hold-down if her life depended on it. no lie. seriously, no lie.
yesterday, scottie came home and played a song from bob and tom. not that he listens to that show. (shakin' my head in disapproval.) however, boy, did this one hit the nail on the head. i actually was laughin' so hard i couldn't breathe. no lie. seriously, no lie.
what's that they say? the truth shall set you free? well, we'll see.
scottie dedicated this one to me, and i'm sendin' it out to all my A.D.D. homies. keep on, keepin' on. peace out.
disclaimer 1:
the views expressed by bob and tom, are not those of the comer 5,blah, blah, blah.
disclaimer 2:
i am acknowledging, that my A.D.D. tendencies, are probably mild, compared to some who battle this disease. i am also acknowledging that i would probably benefit from medication. however, i have chosen to beat this thing myself. well, i guess scottie is really the one i have chosen to beat this thing. :)
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Saturday, June 13, 2009
witty willie
will: mommy! where is my wallet?
me:
will: i've gotta find it.
me: okay.
will: seriously, mommy. if i don't find it, then i'm wastin' money. and if i waste money, i waste paper. and if i waste paper, i waste trees. and if i waste trees, then i'm wastin' oxygen. and, if i waste oxygen, well then...i'm just wastin' people! now aren't i?
me: uhhh. you askin' me?
Friday, June 5, 2009
they got money, but they don't got cash
I AM...so ready for a vacation.
I WANT...a light meter built in my brain. (you know. for my camera.)
I HAVE...to pee really bad. what? it's my blog.:0
I KEEP...havin' to remind myself what it is i am supposed to be doin'. "you're bloggin' a post. you're bloggin' a post. oh, did i get those clothes out of the dryer? you're bloggin' a post. you're bloggin' a post."
I WISH I COULD...speak spanish.
I HATE...humidity. good thing i don't live in henderson anymore, huh?
I FEAR...this hasn't changed. the answer is still, possum. (eeek!)
I HEAR...the pressure washer outside (music to my ears.) the dryer runnin'. (yes, i was typin' the truth in the "i have" part. tisk. tisk.) and, the dixie chicks. "long time gone" , to be exact.
I DON'T THINK...things through sometimes. okay, a lot of times. whatever.
I REGRET...bein' anorexic in high school. eek gads. thanks, daddy, for the tough love. he loved me enough, to tell me the truth. "she'll eat if we shove it down her throat!":)
I LOVE...fiji. well, i do. even though, we are but strangers. one day, fiji. one day. we shall be together.
I WANT...a light meter built in my brain. (you know. for my camera.)
I HAVE...to pee really bad. what? it's my blog.:0
I KEEP...havin' to remind myself what it is i am supposed to be doin'. "you're bloggin' a post. you're bloggin' a post. oh, did i get those clothes out of the dryer? you're bloggin' a post. you're bloggin' a post."
I WISH I COULD...speak spanish.
I HATE...humidity. good thing i don't live in henderson anymore, huh?
I FEAR...this hasn't changed. the answer is still, possum. (eeek!)
I HEAR...the pressure washer outside (music to my ears.) the dryer runnin'. (yes, i was typin' the truth in the "i have" part. tisk. tisk.) and, the dixie chicks. "long time gone" , to be exact.
I DON'T THINK...things through sometimes. okay, a lot of times. whatever.
I REGRET...bein' anorexic in high school. eek gads. thanks, daddy, for the tough love. he loved me enough, to tell me the truth. "she'll eat if we shove it down her throat!":)
I LOVE...fiji. well, i do. even though, we are but strangers. one day, fiji. one day. we shall be together.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
what?????
i don't know these people. and, i consider myself, pretty creative. at times. this, however, made me feel about as creative as my daddy. (just kiddin', daddy.) i sat and starred at the screen with complete amazement, happiness, and confusion. (i know...big surprise.) enjoy. but, unless you know cory and/or rachel, i don't think this means you're invited to the wedding. or does it? hmmmm. they might have opened up a big ol' can of worms.
Monday, June 1, 2009
dollar will
that's his nickname. you know. 'cause he's money. (get with it people)
so, headed home tonight from prayer walkin'. what? seriously. i'm just sayin'. don't blame me for your complex right now. ahem. movin' along.
we were in the car. i asked maddie if she wanted to make a few quick bucks, and be my model again. there was another gorgeous sunset. and, i'm tryin' to work on my backlighting. however, she said no. gezz. guess two bucks just doesn't go quit as far these days. whatever.
well, i'm glad she said no. 'cause all i had to offer will, was a snow cone and a chance to take his skateboard to the railroad tracks. dude, that's some serious grindin'. (get with it people). no, he doesn't talk like that, nor does he ever skateboard anymore, but it worked. (you'll realize this, when you see the board-it's three years old. and yes, that is a scotty dog on the bottom. he's hard core, i tell ya.)
well, here are his 7 year old pics. you are our sunshine, kid. love you, willie billie.
(guess i'll have to do wes' 2 year pics this week. be near, sweet Jesus.)
so, headed home tonight from prayer walkin'. what? seriously. i'm just sayin'. don't blame me for your complex right now. ahem. movin' along.
we were in the car. i asked maddie if she wanted to make a few quick bucks, and be my model again. there was another gorgeous sunset. and, i'm tryin' to work on my backlighting. however, she said no. gezz. guess two bucks just doesn't go quit as far these days. whatever.
well, i'm glad she said no. 'cause all i had to offer will, was a snow cone and a chance to take his skateboard to the railroad tracks. dude, that's some serious grindin'. (get with it people). no, he doesn't talk like that, nor does he ever skateboard anymore, but it worked. (you'll realize this, when you see the board-it's three years old. and yes, that is a scotty dog on the bottom. he's hard core, i tell ya.)
well, here are his 7 year old pics. you are our sunshine, kid. love you, willie billie.
(guess i'll have to do wes' 2 year pics this week. be near, sweet Jesus.)
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